New Zealand’s finest.
But why does he have a warrant
//This began the rise of Aperture Science.
SPRTIZ THIS SHIT ON YOUR DICK AND YOUR E HARD FOR LIFETHAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR
SPRAY IT ON YOUR NIPPLES
U L T I M A T E N I P P L E S
T H A T I S N O T T H E I N T E N D E D U S E S I R
You’ve earned it, Margaret.
Original comic by Jim Benton
Marvel Meets Tumblr (Insp)
Large sharks off Western Australia are now doing their part to keep surfers and swimmers safe–by sending tweets warning of their presence.
Scientists have fitted 320 sharks, many of them great whites, with transmitters that automatically issue warnings to the Surf Life Saving Western Australia’s Twitter feed when the tagged sharks approach within a kilometer of the coast’s popular beaches.
Holy shit I can be twitter friends with a shark I love the future.
I’m gonna bite your hiney #dundun #dundun
COME BACK I JUST WANT TO ASK YOU A FEW QUESTIONS ABOUT YOUR DAUGHTERS DEATH
IM FROM THE FBI
THE FBIjared stop bothering those people
WHAT THE ACTUAL F#@K IS THAT! THAT IS NOT AN ANIMAL, THAT IS A DINOSAUR! WHAT THE HELL! Okay okay I didn’t even know Moose were a thing until Supernatural (we don’t have them in Australia) and I was told they were tall (hence the Jared Padalecki joke) but THAT IS NOT A NORMAL SIZED ANIMAL! THAT IS SOME MUTANT SCIENCE EXPERIENCE! I’m out. I’m done. I quit.
Wow we scared the Australian with an animal good job team
Octopuses are going to kill us all someday
I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.
Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank
Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.
An octopus in Germany was annoyed by a bright light shining into his tank, so he climbed up over the rim and squirted water at it to short it.
Fuckin’ octopuses, man.
Latin American Studies Majors:
Religious Studies Majors:
Women & Gender Studies Majors:
I fell apart at Government Majors
this happened to me in class on monday
"Friendship is a fucking hassle."
someone told this pony about bronies.
I laughed at that comment for a solid 5 minutes.
I can’t fucking breathe.
I hate y’all so much 😂